Friday, November 21, 2008

Gen. Eagle T. “Flag” American

Via Slashdot, it appears that the AP has suspended using Department of Defense photos after they were given an altered photograph of General Ann Dunwoody. You can see a before and after comparison of the photograph here.

This is just bizarre on a number of levels. First off, and from a purely aesthetic level, it’s just a hideous photo. Are generals so busy they can’t head down to Sears to have a couple of headshots taken for this kinda thing without having to send out doctored photos? It looks like a photo somebody bashed out using Microsoft Paint for the family Christmas letter.

Secondly, we’re in a pretty poor state of affairs when the freakin’ Army has to start adding flags to their photos. Are we not able to assume that a general in the Army is a patriot? Do we have to be beaten over the head with it? Like the flag pins, discourse in our country has really sunk to a lowest common denominator level of patriotism. People can’t honestly believe that if we don’t drape ourselves in flags and eagles and meaningless signifiers at all times we’re not really Americans – but because conservatives have made such an issue of this, it has become a part of the political boilerplate. Every statement now has to begin with “I just want to make clear that I love America more than my mother, my wife and my children, and am in no way anti-American.”

And finally, won’t it be nice to have a government that can avoid shooting itself in the foot every other day?

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