Yummers!

Yeah, yeah.

This is probably the last blog posting on the entire interwebs to reference the culinary abomination that is KFC's new "Double Down."

For those of you who have been risking your lives on foreign shores to protect our way of life and have only recently returned, thank you for your service, and let me put your sacrifice into perspective. This variation on the bacon and fat-sauce sandwich replaces the areas ordinarily occupied by a bun with chicken breasts. As a food item, this has to rank just above cigarettes, in that the only people eating it are engaging in some sort of rebellious activity to demonstrate that the rules of demographics don't apply to them. I figure it hasn't been on the market long enough to have actually addicted anyone yet.

So then I come across this little number, video of a couple of guys racing to see who can down one of these beasts faster. Their best time was 57.97 seconds. I shudder at the thought.

But don't let that stop you! These guys are apparently computer programmers, and your superiority is obvious! Show them who's boss when it comes to stuffing fat and salt into your body, and make sure youtube knows about it! Rwar!