Text Message Conversation of the Day

Friend: Did u know cats are more nutricious(sic) than dogs?

Me: To eat?

F: Yes

Me: Right...good to know.

F: I mean its not close

Me: Searching for a proper response...

F: Dog supposedly tastes better

Me: Dude, you're freaking me out a tiny bit.

F: I saw it on tv

Me: The pet eating channel again?

F: Nah spikes manswers