Overheard Line(s) of the Day

-In line at Blockbuster-
Bravest Guy in the World (seemingly on a first date): "Yeah, it's good to be able to relax when you get home from work."
Girl: "I wish I could, but it always ends up that me and my boyfriend get in some huge fight."
Bravest Guy in the World (looking deflated): "Oh, your ex? It's gotta be tough still living together."
Girl: "Yeah, but I need to get out of there. I don't want that asshole around my kids with that shit (the "shit" I discovered moments later was drugs of some kind).